...ku masih lagi setia, biar pun takdir mencabar kita terpisah...ku masih lagi di sini berpegang teguh kalimah CINTA...

Sunday, November 21, 2010

...just for laugh...



My wife was in labour with our first child. Things were going pretty well
when suddenly she began toshout. "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!"
"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?"
"Nothing. She's just having contraction."

. . . . .

Joe bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery as a
birthday gift. the next year, he bought her nothing.
"Didn't i deserve a present?" she moaned.
"You haven't used the one i bought you last year."
Adinkrah Ibrahim

. . . . .

Bert the snake goes to see his doctor. "I need something for my eyes. I can't see
very well these days" he says. The doctor gives him a pair of glasses and
tell him to come back in a forthnight.
Bert returns two weeks later and tells the doc he was depressed.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "Didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine," says Bert. "But i just discovered i've been living
with a garden hose for the last three years."

. . . . .

The doctor's office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was painfully slow.
After waiting for two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started
walking towards the door.
"Where are you going?" the receptionist called out.
"Well," he said. "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death"
Simon Bjerke

. . . . .

Some men were working at a sawmill when one of them got too close to
the blade and had his ear lopped off. The other guys rummaged through
the sawdust to look for it.
"I found it!" yelled a co-worker.
"Keep looking," said the earless one. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

. . . . .

Ninety-year-old Morris goes to his doctor for check-up.
A few week later, the doctor sees him in the street with a gorgeous, much
younger woman on his arm.
"You're really doing well, aren't you?" he tells the elderly gent.
Morris relies, "Just doing what you said Doctor. 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
"No," says the doctor. "I said, 'You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
William Boyle

. . . . .

Eleven people - ten men and one woman - were clinging to a rope hanging
down from a helicopter. They decided one person had to let go or
they would all die. The woman gave a touching speech about how
she would give up her life to save the others because females
were used to making sacrifices for their husbands and children and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.
Willian Boyle

. . . . .

A male and a female driver are involved in a horrific collision.
Amazingly, they escape unhurt. As they crawl from the wreckage,
the man notices that the woman is attractive. She turns to him and gushes,
"We shouldn't have survived that. Maybe it's a sign that we're meant to be together." "And look," she continues. "Though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine is intact. It's another sign. Let's drink to our love!"
"OK!" says the man, going with the moment.
He drinks half the bottle and hands it back, "Your turn."
"No, thanks," says the woman. "I think I'll just wait for the police."

. . . . .

taken from Reader's Digest collection of Laughter, the best medicine

...aiming to have these...

sekarang ni aku dlm proses survey2 bnda2 ni...


sony T99
tp xsure lg..nk compare dgn model2 yg lain dulu







rollerblade
dh lame teringin nk beli tp sbb xpandai main..terpaksa lah lupakan niat tu
tp baru2 ni keinginannye dtg blk..lebih2 lagi sbb ade org yg offer diri nk jd tok guru





dan salah satu faktor yg mempengaruhi aku nk beli rollerblade tu..
katun "Cardcaptor Sakura"
cam best lak tgk die dok meluncur laju je skating..
boleh ke aku terrer mcm tu nnt?
ni kes mudah terpengaruh dgn katun la ni...hehehehe

...edisi bohsan hujung minggu...


Benda alah ini aku cilok dari blog sepupu aku..memandangkan hari ni amat bosan tanpa ape2 xtvt..layan je la...


1. apa benda paling penting dalam hidup anda?

Family


2. benda terakhir korang beli pakai duit sendiri?

Groceries


3. dimana tempat perkahwinan dan apa tema perkahwinan korang?

Pekan, tema "dalam hati ada taman" hahahaha


4. adakah korang sedang bercinta sekarang?

iye (sambil senyum malu2 kucing)


5. berapa lama korang akan mencintai kekasih korang?

selagi dalam hati ada cinta..jiwang la plak

6. novel/buku/majalah terakhir yang korang beli?

mingguan wanita keluaran minggu ni


7. antara mak ayah korang, yang mana korang lebih mesra?

same je


8. namakan orang yang betul-betul korang nak jumpa dalam hidup korang?

ntah la..


9. adakah korang basuh baju korang sendiri?

of kos..dengan bantuan mesin basuh


10. di manakah tempat yang betul-betul korang nak pergi?

switzerland


11. pilih salah satu, peluk atau cium?

cium


12. beritahu 3 benda tentang orang yang tag anda?

memandangkan benda ni di cilok...so xde istilah org yg tag



14. 5 lagu yang korang suka and selalu dengar?

banyak sgt la...tp antaranya...

for the rest of my life ~ maher zain

hati yang kau sakiti ~ rossa

jahat ~ stacy

aku wanita biasa ~ kris dayanti

setiaku di sini ~ ziana zain



15. 3 blogger yang dipertanggungjawabkan untuk jawab tag ini ?

encik redup

puan bintang

cik kapal





Saturday, November 20, 2010

Bile dh jadi cikgu skolah rendah...


kena la berjinak2 dengan majalah kanak2 ni...
xleh le asyik nk baca majalaha hiburan @ gossip2 semata



ni majalah Kuntum keluaran Nov/Dec 2010
yakni keluaran terbaru yg aku beli


aku pn xde la smpai menjadi pelanggan tetap...ade mase je bile ade bnda2 yg menarik utk jd bahan baru la aku merajinkan diri mengeluarkan rm2 utk membelinye..
dan untuk keluaran ni berita yg menarik membuatkan aku membelinye adalah artikel ni




"Kuntum Dalam Darjah"
mcm mane nk menggunakan majalah Kuntum sebagai ABM ms ngajo
ilmiah sket la kan...

tapi


yang sebenarnye....






mcm kenal je pompuan bj purple tudung putih tu...







hahahahaa..



dpt masuk majalah Kuntum pn jaaaadi la...





(poyos tol la n3 kali ini)


hahahahaha

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

...mungkinkah ini yang terbaik...

"tiap yang berlaku pasti ada hikmahnya"

.


itulah yg sering dikatakan bile terjadi sesuatu diluar keinginan kita.

.

tapi

.

sejauh mana kita mampu menerimanya?

.

mampukah aku menerimanya?

.

yang pasti aku harus cuba

.

kerana itulah kenyataannya

.

dan

.

semuanya berpunca dari diriku

.

maafkan aku

.

.

.

Monday, November 1, 2010

..edward yg nakal...



Mase mule2 beli aritu xde batu tmpt die nk bersantai...nk beli kayu besar sgt & xmuat akuarium die..last2 smlm aku jmpe batu besar kt umah aku yg sesuai nk letak dlm ni..bile dh ade batu tu, kuar la plak hobi baru si edward ni...dh mcm ape dh die berdiri kt atas batu tu..lame lak tu...








ni Edward & Bella berehat setelah penat berdiri